Toasted Dolphin

"Every program attempts to expand until it can read mail. Those programs which cannot so expand are replaced by ones which can."
- Jamie Zawinski, Jargon file entry

"Beware of the Turing tar-pit in which everything is possible but nothing of interest is easy."
—Alan Perlis, Epigrams on Programming

Garbage In, Garbage Out (abbreviated to GIGO)
-George Fuechsel

"If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then somebody will do it that way."
-Edward Murphy

"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. "
~Albert Einstein