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Douchebags

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 5:12 pm
by Pigeon
I'll tell you who should be tortured and killed at Guantanamo: every filthy Democrat in the U.S. Congress.

- Sean Hannity

Re: Douchebags

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 5:53 pm
by Egg
Pigeon wrote:I'll tell you who should be tortured and killed at Guantanamo: every filthy Democrat in the U.S. Congress.

- Sean Hannity
He is truly a douchebag.

Re: Douchebags

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 7:08 pm
by Cartoonsyndicate
Reptilican Taliban.

Re: Douchebags

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 7:42 pm
by IndicusMaximus
Everyone except me is a douchebag.

Re: Douchebags

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 7:45 pm
by Royal
Does he ever go out in public? Or does he live in the studio?

Re: Douchebags

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 7:51 pm
by IndicusMaximus
He lives in a small crevice beneath the upstairs toilet bowl.

Re: Douchebags

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 8:08 pm
by Pigeon
“Slavery built the South. I’m not saying we should bring it back; I’m just saying it had its merits. For one thing, the streets were safer after dark.”

- Rush Limbaugh (1951-), American radio host and political commentator

Re: Douchebags

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 8:09 pm
by Pigeon
“Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he’s nice but you don’t take him seriously. That’s Canada.”

- Tucker Carlson (1969-), American news correspondent and political commentato

Re: Douchebags

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 8:11 pm
by Pigeon
“Inbreeding is how we get championship horses.”

- Carl Gunter (1938-1999), Democratic representative from Louisiana, explaining why he opposed a 1990 anti-abortion bill that allowed abortion in cases of incest

Re: Douchebags

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 8:13 pm
by Pigeon
“I think the Jews need me right now.”

– Geraldo Rivera (1943-), American journalist and talk show host describing his decision to embrace his Jewish heritage