The Doctor is in the House. Thank you very much.

[Pam]

Write most of the shit that I take for granted..? What does that even mean?

Did you read the owner's manual for your overpriced cellphone?

We wrote it.

— Doc Velocity

Hahahahahaha..... you wrote that? I thought it was some Chinese guy

[Pam]

LOL....I couldn't find the same smiley as yours in brunette, but this one is OK. Though she looks like she's doing the potty dance sitting next to you and BE.

Maybe if you ask the Pigeon nicely he will add it for you

In the more smilies...

You are the best Pigeon

[Egg]

Write most of the shit that I take for granted..? What does that even mean?

Did you read the owner's manual for your overpriced cellphone?

We wrote it.

Next time you drop by the pharmacy, ask them what software they use for sorting scripts.

We wrote it.

Hey, do you have universities in Norway? I mean, it's unlikely, because it's such a small population; but, if you run into a tenured professor, why don't you ask him who he PAYS to write his fucking thought-leadership pieces, so he can publish on a regular basis and keep his job.

Yeah. We write it.

Lot of stuff that just blows right by you, you never had a clue that it existed. We wrote it.

— Doc Velocity

It's people like you who wrote instructions for VCR clocks, and left a generation of people unable to set their clocks

[TraumaT]

Hey, do you have universities in Norway? I mean, it's unlikely, because it's such a small population; — Doc Velocity

Hey, Doc posted a "fact!" Good job, man, too bad you forgot to do the reasearch bit first. Oh dear, did they forget to teach you about research?

And you know what? Lot of stuff that just blows right by you, you never had a clue that it existed. Other people than you and your wife wrote it.

[Pam]

It's people like you who wrote instructions for VCR clocks, and left a generation of people unable to set their clocks

  Priceless  

[TraumaT]

It's people like you who wrote instructions for VCR clocks, and left a generation of people unable to set their clocks

I bet Doc wrote the manual for my new stoopid Nokia cell phone too. It's almost impossible to understand it or operate the piece of crap.

[Cartoonsyndicate]

A dyslexic Chinese guy on meth using google translate. Yeah. That's Doc's stuff awright.

[Pigeon]

Professionally, I'm a Marketing Communications Director in the B2B Software Industry. I write whitepapers, case studies, PR material..

... My wife is the Technical Writer.

Next time you drop by the pharmacy, ask them what software they use for sorting scripts.

We wrote it.

Marketing and tech writers writing software. That explains some of the crappy software out in the world.

[Pam]

[SweetGrass]

Woohoo, thanks Pigeon. Now, I can sit on the couch with Pam and BE without worrying about having an accident, like my pigtail emoticon.