Toasted Dolphin

Sure. Pres Ego has to do his thing.

President "Beat A Dead Horse"

Who actually believes any of this stuff, found or not found, any more. It's good everything is peachy in our country otherwise we should be expecting something different from our leadership.

Haha. Really.

The incrementer side effect

I think this is the nerdiest joke you ever posted.

Do you see why I actually works. That guy needs a new line of work.

There are strange loops and there are useless loops.

You should break it down.

Intended to return the square of a number

The parameter n is passed and is the number to square

There is a while loop with no termination condition

while(true)

It checks for the value of variable k to equal square of the past parameter to square

k == n*n

If true it returns k which is the square of n and leaves the loop

it starts k at 0 and each interration it is incremented by 1

So k eventually will match the square of n

It could just

return n*n

Basically a WTF?

I works but the guy doesn't even know why ( or what he is doing )

It runs a loop for as many times as the value of the square result when it doesn't even need a loop.