No socks, please..?
Re: No socks, please..?
Well a sock is sort of like a lamp. You can use it to read by or you can beat your old man over the head with it.
"If you don't think to good, don't think too much." Yogi
Re: No socks, please..?
lkwalker wrote:Well a sock is sort of like a lamp. You can use it to read by or you can beat your old man over the head with it.
Yah... and when I do my sons laundry I discover they have other uses as well
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You have to excuse him. Like Andrew Dice Clay once said,Pam wrote:lkwalker wrote:Well a sock is sort of like a lamp. You can use it to read by or you can beat your old man over the head with it.
Yah... and when I do my sons laundry I discover they have other uses as well
"My mother had a fur coat that could stand on its own!"
"My mother told me the other night, 'Andrew, we're having liver for dinner tonight!'
'Thanks, ma, I already had it last night'"
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... i dont get it..Egg wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You have to excuse him. Like Andrew Dice Clay once said,
"My mother had a fur coat that could stand on its own!"
"My mother told me the other night, 'Andrew, we're having liver for dinner tonight!'
'Thanks, ma, I already had it last night'"
Re: No socks, please..?
Me either. Maybe we're both dumb.
"If you don't think to good, don't think too much." Yogi
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Pam said her son has other uses for socks. Dice was talking about the same thing.
Do I have to spell it out, ffs?
Do I have to spell it out, ffs?
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Be grateful for that...itai wrote:
... i dont get it..
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I was hoping for an explanation even though that always kills the joke entirely...lkwalker wrote:Me either. Maybe we're both dumb.
... but yea I think TT is right and I'm happy I don't. I never liked that comedian.
Re: No socks, please..?
Wiping up the mess after masturbating with the socks. The fur coat stands on its own for the same reason. He "had" the liver the night before. HAHAAHAAHA!!!
Yeah, Dice went too far but he had some good ones for a while.
Yeah, Dice went too far but he had some good ones for a while.
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Re: No socks, please..?
A young Ray Winstone demonstrates an excellent alternative use for socks:
Make way for the Bad Guy