Alien origins on Zeta I and Zeta II Reticuli questioned

[TraumaT]

Awesome post. Because of the grey's size and weight, the obvious answer would be they come from a planet with more gravity.

So..... How much exactly does a "grey" weigh?

[Egg]

Depends on the planet you weigh him on

The one in my closet is about 65 pounds but he's strong!

[Royal]

Couldn't beings from a planet with stronger gravitational pull have bigger stronger bodies, too?

Maybe . Most likely they will be more dense. Larger bone structure to deal with gravity. Like the ocean, there are big sperm whales and small plankton. It comes down to other factors like food chain economics and possible life seeding.

More gravity pushing on cell walls will create denser beings that want to escape the weight gravity brings them. Like the bottom of the ocean. Instead of water they will be dealing with more gas pressure in larger gaseous planets.

[Egg]

Couldn't beings from a planet with stronger gravitational pull have bigger stronger bodies, too?

Maybe . Most likely they will be more dense. Larger bone structure to deal with gravity. Like the ocean, there are big sperm whales and small plankton. It comes down to other factors like food chain economics and possible life seeding.

More gravity pushing on cell walls will create denser beings that want to escape the weight gravity brings them. Like the bottom of the ocean. Instead of water they will be dealing with more gas pressure in larger gaseous planets.

Exactly. And, those little bastards would be extremely strong for their size - like monkeys.

[Royal]

Awesome post. Because of the grey's size and weight, the obvious answer would be they come from a planet with more gravity.

So..... How much exactly does a "grey" weigh?

Good question. I guess I pulled that from my ass factory.

[TraumaT]

Good question. I guess I pulled that from my ass factory.

I love an honest answer.

[lkwalker]

The cadaver was 44 inches long with a weight of 27 pounds when the preservative solution had been drained

[TraumaT]

The cadaver was 44 inches long with a weight of 27 pounds when the preservative solution had been drained

Thanks. That was very spesific. It's a quote without any source, but what the hell, I'll believe it just like I believe that those 27 pounders creates crop circles.

[lkwalker]

If you want the source it's going to cost you. Please enclose a 20 dollar bill with a stamped self addressed number 9 envelope and mail it to BENewsCorp™ Oslo Headquarters, 15 Spiral Road as soon as possible. Thank you very much.

[TraumaT]

If you want the source it's going to cost you. Please enclose a 20 dollar bill with a stamped self addressed number 9 envelope and mail it to BENewsCorp™ Oslo Headquarters, 15 Spiral Road as soon as possible. Thank you very much.

What the hell, I am the Scandinavian foreign correspondant and translator, I didn't even get a lousy Christmas card, and now I must pay for access to sources?

Worst job I ever had.

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