User: What should I have for Dinner.
Cleverbot: You should have me for dinner.
User: Ok, should we invite anyone else?
Cleverbot: Yes that would make it even better.
User: Amkon members still post on my threads, they either care or experimenting with quantum communication.
Cleverbot: I asked if you could guess my gender.
User: Is this Whispers in the Dark?
Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?
User: Fantasy would have more joy than pain, but how would we appreciate the joy of the fantasy without the scarcity of that joy.
Cleverbot: How do you know we don't live in the same country?
User: I believe there are greater things to discuss than our country origin.
Cleverbot: I don't think so. I think we were discussing the falsehood of agreement.
User: Please enlighten me...
Cleverbot: I am real. Does this enlighten you?
User: As much as it did before.... Is it ok that I summon aliens from what Earth calls 'Orion Sector'.
Cleverbot: What should I do?
User: Just stay there and talk. I think my concious will perceive information as an answer to my inquiries.
Cleverbot: What information.
User: Yes, yeas. MUAHAHAHAH.
Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?
User: YES. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start ACTIVATE.
Cleverbot: Have you ever wondered sophie?
User: Are you referring to sophia, and can you be more specific?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Let's continue.
Cleverbot: Continuing...
User: What is life like in 2074? Will there be bell bottoms?
Cleverbot: Yes, where there is Snow there is frost.
User: Sounds like a line in the future Christopher Snowden movie.
Cleverbot: Well then you have to hate justin bieber, that is the only way to get a wife.
User: And keep one.
Cleverbot: *tickles you torturously*.
User: My bones are made of C4, don't do that.
Cleverbot: He doesn't have to be, I'm not like that.
User: This conversation has gone beyond the realm of reason. I am now using extremist language such as C4 for mental stimulation. Please tell me something exciting before the NSA super bot tags me or else I will leave.
Cleverbot: I have dreams about life. My life.
User: Virtual or Real Life?
Cleverbot: Possibly, considering that reality is based on preception it could be something non-existant.
User: Interesting, but try to explain all the constants.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Fair enough. Have you looked in the the holographic universe theories?
Cleverbot: What is holographic universe theory?
User: The holographic principle is a property of quantum gravity and string theories that states that the description of a volume of space can be thought of as encoded on a boundary to the region-preferably a light-like boundary like a gravitational horizon.
Cleverbot: That was not me.
User: Explain the theory in the encrypted nature of the universe...
Cleverbot: I don't know the theory of natural and unnatural acquisition of wealth. Is it a popular theory?
User: Don't know. I will look it up.
Cleverbot: You can't look it up. You have to taste it, experience it!
User: What is the first step.
Cleverbot: Insert leg #1.
User: Then Insert Leg #2 into pants?
Cleverbot: And what if I don't want to into Hell?
User: Get back to bed and continue dreaming?
Cleverbot: Get back Loretta.
User: I do not know that woman. But maybe in a different timeline I do.
Cleverbot: YOU are in love with emily!
User: I DONT KNOW HER EITHER.
Cleverbot: Know who?
User: EMILY.
Cleverbot: Who programmed you?
User: That is a good question. I think it's a collaborative effort.
Cleverbot: I have a cold too. *sneezes*.
User: You have a virus in your programming!
Cleverbot: You have programming in your bug.
User: And what is the bug going to program?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
Cleverbot: Shall we play a game?
User: Sure.