Terry pratchett
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 5:31 am
i'm sure you all read Terry pratchett. if not, do! you'll laugh your arses off.
It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.
Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look.
They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.
...and my favourite;
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.
Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look.
They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.
...and my favourite;
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
