Crappy new year to all of you misfits and bums

[Pigeon]

Happy Crappy to those so inclined.

[SweetGrass]

Happy new year, everyone!

[Dr Exile]

And now the obligatory year in review.

[ Insert non existent barf smiley here. ]

Bert the Bat, who lives in the old slave quarters pooped on the floor again.

Calvin the Cockroach, who lives under the sink, rubbed an old stale cheeto on the goo behind the refrigerator and ate it again.

Foxtown Phill the Ground Hog continued his exploration and expansion of the underground railroad beneath the slave quarters. Again.

General Marmaduke the Mouse continued his re-enactment of the War of Northern Aggression deep inside the log walls of the old part of the house. Again.

Camille Armand Jules Marie de Polignac the Skunk let the dog have it again.

General Scurry the Squirrel out-witted the cat again.

General Van Dorn the vulture ate the remains of another revenuer.

In short, same as last year, and the year before, and the year before that.

[IndicusMaximus]

I fucking hate all of you.

[IndicusMaximus]

Okay.... I only hate all of you half of the time. That's only fair.

[IndicusMaximus]

Year in review:

A bunch of enlightened assholes ruined everything. Again.