Toasted Dolphin

What has become of the American Thanksgiving? It's estimated that 225 million shopping addicted assklowns will descend like a mob of banshees on stores on what has become known as 'black Friday' to wallow in a revolting stew of cheap Chinese shit and gizmos and with the Thursday debauche still turning to shit in their fat guts. Boycott this piggish assholery or burn in the embers of hell for eternity.

I'll be eating leftovers.

I agree. I think it was last year where a worker at a store on Long Island was trampled to death by customers when they opened on Black Friday.

Greedy, gluttonous, disgusting, non-cute animals. It was one of the many moments where I've lost faith in humanity.

Sink a hatchet in the plastic head of the santa claus and baby jesus in your neighbor's yard.

A lot of my neighbors are Chinese now. HAHAHA!!!

My hatred for this time of year knows no reasonable bounds.

It's because you don't eat turkey.

And because people are gluttonous pigs. If Jesus really were (is) the son of God, I wonder how he'd feel(s) about this whole mess.

Wash it all away.

He would feel exactly as I do.

I almost wish he were and would do something about this shit. Our culture is as plastic as the crap we peddle.

It might be ironic that most of the plastic jeezs used at christmas are made in China.

Down the road Americans might end up calling the him 'Made in China' since it is printed into the plastic.

That's like a Twilight Zone episode.