A letter to America from the LLF
A letter to America from the LLF
1. Use only what you produce
2. Produce only what you need
3. Have nice day
Luddite Liberation Front
2. Produce only what you need
3. Have nice day
Luddite Liberation Front
"If you don't think to good, don't think too much." Yogi
Re: A letter to America from the LLF
1. What, and give up my PC?! Hey, at least I said stop after I learned how to use a PC and a cell phone. That's all I need, thanks. I refuse to buy or learn to use any more gadgets.
2. With my amazing lack of any practical skills, I can't even produce what I need. But in this Norwegian climate I would probably freeze to death before I croaked of starvation, so I guess that's lucky. Relatively quick way to go, at least.
3. Love you.
2. With my amazing lack of any practical skills, I can't even produce what I need. But in this Norwegian climate I would probably freeze to death before I croaked of starvation, so I guess that's lucky. Relatively quick way to go, at least.
3. Love you.
Re: A letter to America from the LLF
As one of the founders of the LLF, I made my computer out of driftwood and sea shells. I built the thing using mechanical relays for the cpu. It was as big as a Walmart building. Then I used my Martian shrinkulator and shrank the contraption to the size of a match box and placed it inside a teak box with ivory keys. The soft ware is stored on a silvered glass disk and is read with a whale oil powered ruby laser running Puppy linux. Thus, I can be a Luddite and still use a pc.What, and give up my PC?!
Credo quia absurdum.
Re: A letter to America from the LLF
I discovered mine, preformed, in a steaming dogshit bomb one crystal clear January morning in 1978 in the desert in Taos. I put it in my pocket and took it to my laboratory for a closer inspection. After weeks of study I realized that I had made a significant find for humanity. So I used it to send a desperate email to the world. The only response I received was from a forlorn tobacco farmer in Kentucky. Unfortunately he never identified himself- until today.
"If you don't think to good, don't think too much." Yogi
Re: A letter to America from the LLF
It appears these Luddites are not true to the cause. Is a letter mailing machine that might put a paper maker, pen and ink maker and postal worker out a job, OK.
Re: A letter to America from the LLF
That was covered in the LLF Communiqué No. 8, in Two Sections-
"Hear this, surly humans:
1. Take from the Earth no more than you need; return to Her all that you can.
2. Do not use wheels when legs will do. LLF."
"Hear this, surly humans:
1. Take from the Earth no more than you need; return to Her all that you can.
2. Do not use wheels when legs will do. LLF."
"If you don't think to good, don't think too much." Yogi
Re: A letter to America from the LLF
If that actually covers it, you have a future writing US tax law. How much does a loop hole cost?
Re: A letter to America from the LLF
"The answer to your question can be found by seeking it out on the GoogleBorg using the TDDs* that we have supplied you."
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*Talking Dogshit Devices
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*Talking Dogshit Devices
"If you don't think to good, don't think too much." Yogi
Re: A letter to America from the LLF
Okkie dok. If I tire of the Magic 8 Ball I will try it.
Re: A letter to America from the LLF
Communiqué No. 11
From the comptroller of Planet Ludd to the surly humans of Earth-
"Surly humans: Do not mash up your beautiful trees to produce a medium on which to write your stoopid records. Use your TDDs for that. Be happy. And have a nice day. Dr Crypto Néant, LLF"
From the comptroller of Planet Ludd to the surly humans of Earth-
"Surly humans: Do not mash up your beautiful trees to produce a medium on which to write your stoopid records. Use your TDDs for that. Be happy. And have a nice day. Dr Crypto Néant, LLF"
"If you don't think to good, don't think too much." Yogi