Toasted Dolphin

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:55 pm**

Egg wrote:Assheart is my Native name.

Or as they pronounce it in Noo Yawk... 'asshat.'

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:57 pm**

Holy Thor, Egg is really Kramer!

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:59 pm**

lkwalker wrote:
Egg wrote:Assheart is my Native name.
Or as they pronounce it in Noo Yawk... 'asshat.'

That's Boston, my man. We pronounce our "r"s here.

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:03 pm**

You mean owah ahs?

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:04 pm**

lkwalker wrote:You mean owah ahs?

Yeah! That's the annoying accent we NYers hate! And, you can shove the Red Sox up youah ass, too!

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:05 pm**

And oh- if you think Boston is bad, you oughta visit Woostah.

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:10 pm**

lkwalker wrote:And oh- if you think Boston is bad, you oughta visit Woostah.

No, thanks. I'll pass. Boston's pretty. I'll give her that, and that's it.

That accent is the worst.

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:15 pm**

Woostroids do not admit to having an accent. So go shtup yooahself.

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:23 pm**

lkwalker wrote:Woostroids do not admit to having an accent. So go shtup yooahself.

UGH! Even reading it hurts my ears.

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