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From the Epistles of Saint Pana
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:06 pm
by lkwalker
"In any disappearance the ass is the last to go" (6:12)
Re: From the Epistles of Saint Pana
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:10 pm
by Egg
lkwalker wrote:"In any disappearance the ass is the last to go" (6:12)
Assmen!
I mean, Amen.
Re: From the Epistles of Saint Pana
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:13 pm
by Pam
I'm thinking you boys can't get the picture of Pana with her legs over her head doing her yoga when she saw the UFO
Re: From the Epistles of Saint Pana
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:13 pm
by lkwalker
...and as he said, "Offer ye the other cheek also."
Epistles of St Pana (9:12)
Re: From the Epistles of Saint Pana
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:19 pm
by Dr Exile
It's also the last thing to go through the mind of a bug as he hits the windshield.
Re: From the Epistles of Saint Pana
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:23 pm
by lkwalker
Dear sir,
Kindly include attribution including paragraph and verse number in your ridiculous thread replies.
Thank you,
Gunter P Cartoon
Proprietor of the St Pana Room
Re: From the Epistles of Saint Pana
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:26 pm
by Dr Exile
Nah, I'm going to go create an African legend.
Re: From the Epistles of Saint Pana
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:28 pm
by lkwalker
I believe we already have a surfeit of those. But carry on.
Re: From the Epistles of Saint Pana
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 5:08 pm
by Pana
Addendum
Note 2:
The ass is the last thing seen to go
But memory
Good and dark
Is the last to extricate.
Note 3:
Never let an ass into your head or heart.
Re: From the Epistles of Saint Pana
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 5:21 pm
by Egg
Assheart is my Native name.