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From the Epistles of Saint Pana

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:06 pm
by lkwalker
"In any disappearance the ass is the last to go" (6:12)

Re: From the Epistles of Saint Pana

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:10 pm
by Egg
lkwalker wrote:"In any disappearance the ass is the last to go" (6:12)
Assmen!

I mean, Amen.

Re: From the Epistles of Saint Pana

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:13 pm
by Pam
I'm thinking you boys can't get the picture of Pana with her legs over her head doing her yoga when she saw the UFO :facepalm:

Re: From the Epistles of Saint Pana

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:13 pm
by lkwalker
...and as he said, "Offer ye the other cheek also."
Epistles of St Pana (9:12)

Re: From the Epistles of Saint Pana

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:19 pm
by Dr Exile
It's also the last thing to go through the mind of a bug as he hits the windshield.

Re: From the Epistles of Saint Pana

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:23 pm
by lkwalker
Dear sir,

Kindly include attribution including paragraph and verse number in your ridiculous thread replies.

Thank you,

Gunter P Cartoon
Proprietor of the St Pana Room

Re: From the Epistles of Saint Pana

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:26 pm
by Dr Exile
Nah, I'm going to go create an African legend.

Re: From the Epistles of Saint Pana

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:28 pm
by lkwalker
I believe we already have a surfeit of those. But carry on.

Re: From the Epistles of Saint Pana

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 5:08 pm
by Pana
Addendum

Note 2:

The ass is the last thing seen to go
But memory
Good and dark
Is the last to extricate.

Note 3:

Never let an ass into your head or heart.

Re: From the Epistles of Saint Pana

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 5:21 pm
by Egg
Assheart is my Native name.