Toasted Dolphin

Pigeons are loved by God, who acts like a GPS for his beloved birds.

Sometimes you guys just can't see the simple answer.

Elderly couple next door lived in a 1950's travel trailer. (It's a mountain fishing village.) They put it up years ago as a weekend getaway. They got too old and sold it to an idiot who wanted to live out her child hood ambition of being a slum lord. She rented it to an inked up skin head fresh out ...

Penguin slaves.

Odd that a guy with that much talent could not get a job as an IT guy.

Bump to first page.

Hi. My name is Owlbert. Obama wants to kill me. All I did was move in when the Spotteddipshit moved out. I eat mice. The Spotteddipshits do not because they moved out.

Obama is evil because he wants to kill owls.

Don't forget the US prisons.

By the way Watchdog, we Swedes are on to you stinking Finns, I found the Swedish flag flying over the pig fort in my wife's "Angry Birds" game.

What is meter band and frequency?

Steinbeck warned of the homogenization of America in "Travels With Charley" back in 1962.